Hitchin’

by Marlin Eller

 

The sun really comes out in Montana. It's just downright warm walking along the road there. The asphalt becomes a soft black sponge trying to soak up my hiking boots that plod slowly along it. Step, Step, Plod. It's so hot that I don't really want to walk, but if you just stand there then they think you're lazy and they won't pick you up so I keep walking.

 

What's that off to the side of the road? No, not that Juicyfruit wrapper or the unidentifiable automobile part, but that little dirty brown pile ahead, Oh, a dead sparrow. Plod, step, plod, step, and the sparrow passes slowly by on the right. I wonder who ran him down. Poor thing, cut down in the prime of youth. Probably playing chicken with a car and neither one would swerve, a macho game, played to the ultimate end.

 

No, sparrows aren't macho. Sparrows are mellow except in the presence of French fries. Sparrows are peaceful. He wasn't playing chicken, he just wanted to get to the other side when, BAMO!!

 

Hey, there's a car. Far out! Pick up the step and look lively. Get turned around here and let them see your pretty face and that limber thumb, that thumb that has carried you over the country, the envy of Little Jack Horner. Yes, now work up that alert smile. Hot shit it's a van! Yeah, a VW microbus. They never pass you up. There, I can make out the head of a driver. Oh good, a long hair, a freak. That's what I need, a good trip for body and soul! All right, he sees me now. That's it, come on! Pull over, you fucker! What's wrong with you, man? I mean, where's your head at? Look at my hair. Look at my pack. I'm a fellow freak, you know, peace, love, flowers! You fuckin' Bastard! FUCK! SHIT! FUCK...

 

To hell with this walking bullshit! I'm never gonna get a ride out of this place. So take off the pack and rest a bit. Nobody's going to stop for me anyhow so I might as well put on my hat and shades and try to beat some of this heat. You know, I'll probably burn my arms and legs today. Maybe get a nice tan and look like that wheat. I can just sit here in the gravel and take in the sun and the land.

 

Would you look at those colors! Browns and yellows and browns. The summer colors. The warm colors. The color of my skin, my summer skin. Brown like that sparrow over there, the one I'd thought I'd passed. Well, old friend, here I lie on the roadside. I'll probably still be lying here tomorrow.

 

You know, kid, you're probably better off that way, knocked down by some nameless car. Hit and run. Totally impersonal, "Oh Hank, you hit a sparrow. Poor thing." That's the trouble with the country these days. It's too impersonal. Nobody cares about anybody anymore. "Got to get on to the next town, Maude. No time to stop for some sparrow."

 

That's right, not time to stop. We can't stop to pick up some hippie freak. If we pick one up, next thing you know we'll have to pick up all of them. You just might feel obligated to up and take care of your brother, and that would slow you down.

 

You know something, that's why this country is so screwed up. They're all in such a hurry that they don't stop to look at the wheat and the earth and their bodies. They don't stop to think that we're all the same thing, the same color, the same chemicals. We're the same as you, kid. The guy that killed you killed a part of me and a part of himself. You know, I'll bet it was a goddamn freak in a VW microbus that did you in!

 

There was a time a few years back when long hairs all stuck together. That van wouldn't have cruised by ten years ago. Hell no! You see a brother beside the road, you stop and pick him up. You don't give no damn if it slows you up a bit. You aren't in a hurry to get anywhere. Your brother is more of the life force. Bring him into the flock, celebrate, have a party. But nowadays, hell, a microbus sails right on by. BAMO! Knocking sparrows out of the sky. "Oh wow, man, you hit a sparrow. Bummer!" Yeah, I'll bet freaks kill as much of the life force these days as normal people do. The whole country went weird a few years back.

 

That car off in the distance. It'll get me as surely as you were got. They'll sail on by and leave me to die along the roadside. Oh God, a fucking Buick! You see what I mean. I'll never get a ride out of this hole, but then, I don't care. I'm in no hurry. There's no place I have to be. If I die here along side the road, so be it. I die in full view of the sun and the wheat and the brown earth. I'm not going to join the rat race. I'm going to lie here with my sparrow friend and we'll just watch the world rush past us like that Buick. Good Lord, it's stopping! I didn't think Buicks even had brakes installed in them. Well, I'll be damned!

 

"Uh... Are looking for a ride or something?"

 

"Huh? Oh yeah, man, I'm trying to get to Seattle."

 

"Must be your lucky day, that's where I'm headed. Hope you're not in any big hurry."

 

So I stuff my pack in the back seat and hop into that big beautiful Buick and look back at that poor dead sparrow as we pull slowly away from him.

 

Well old friend, I guess today isn't my day to lie with you. Today I will live and see what I can contribute to the life force. But don't worry, I'll be back someday. Someday I too will get hit trying to get to the other side. Then we'll lie in the sun beside the road together, but don't hold your breath. I'm not really in any hurry.