Krispies

by Marlin Eller

 

He sat cross legged in a corner of his room, his back very straight, every sense keenly alert. The small ornamental bowl of Rice Krispies sat in front of him making its Snap Crackle Pop. The yogi who had taught him this pose had told him that the best preparation was to eat Rice Krispies.

 

"You must pay attention. If you just pour on the milk and eat, you never hear your cereal. But if you pour on the milk and incline your ear, you not only hear snap crackle pop, but you also find that the sound slowly recedes as the cereal becomes ready to eat. Listening to the chaos fading away is an essential part of eating your Rice Krispies. The snap crackle pop first catches your attention to draw you away from external noise and then diminishes, leaving you calm enough to eat. How much better off we would be if everyone listened to their Rice Krispies.

 

"Your mind is a bowl of Rice Krispies, every synapse and neuron snap, crackle, popping away. You must listen to your mind. If you don't hear the dance you will not understand. You must close out the outside world and listen intently. Hear the Snap crackle pop. Hear it fade away leaving you completely calm, not moving, not thinking, only hearing and hearing nothing. When you can do this, when you can turn off the mind chorus and leave the senses alert you will be ready to do urdahaasana."

 

His conscience went carefully over the surface of his body weaving a web of awareness. Every small patch of skin is connected to every other patch of skin. Any contact, any touch at any one place will cause the whole network to jangle. The wear and tear of life breaks down this web of awareness. His mind restores the web. The slightest pressure on his body can now be detected.

 

After completing this careful and delicate pass over his body his conscience retreated to the center to wait. The spider sits in the middle of the web, non-moving. Her senses Hyper-extended along silken strands waiting days if need be for the touch, the contact. This is urdahaasana, the touch posture, literally the mosquito bursting posture.

 

He sat cross legged in a corner of his room, his back very straight, every sense keenly alert. The Rice Krispies in the bowl in front of him had gone soggy nearly three days ago when he heard the first hint of contact.

 

Hummmm... came the buzzing in his ears. A mosquito had entered the room with a sound as deafening as a fleet of bombers. He did not budge from his center. Sound is nothing. Sound is sound. Sound is not contact. Yesterday some flies had entered the room. They came through the window like some pack of deranged bikers terrorizing some small placid town. revving the engines, riding up and down the streets, waking people up, making noise and threatening to land at any minute. The mom and pop groceries snap shut like a mouth. Nothing worse than having a fly land in your mouth. But in the long run they are harmless. They buzz around for a while and then in a two-stroke flurry they leave again through the window. This time however, it was a mosquito.

 

Suddenly the roar in his ears stopped. It had landed. Was this it? His eyelids flickered and he almost blew the posture. He had been using his ears.

 

"Your ears will guide you and tease you and entertain you. They will claim to know where everything is, but when the sounds stop...your ears will startle. Your ears depend on sound and if you lean on your ears you will surely fall when the sound stops. You must feel the web give. Listen to your ears, let them entertain you, but rely on touch."

 

He closed his eyes and felt the web. There was no movement, no contact. A false alarm. It had landed elsewhere, on the ceiling maybe. Then the roar came back. The first division was airborne again, but this time the web was set. This time he waited for contact. And this time, when the noise died, it happened.

 

The troops had landed. He felt the company of six small legs pressing into the upper part of his left forearm. The company slowly made its way across the inside of the arm to the thumb side, being careful to step over the hairs so as not to make any more noise than necessary. The success of the mission depended upon its remaining covert to the end. There in the cleft behind the elbow they would make their entry. The hypodermic proboscis sunk into the flesh and began to make its withdrawal. "Oh my, this is that sweet AB Negative stuff you hear so much about!"

 

The spider had other plans though. The web was jangling this time. No mistaking it. He felt the seventh point pushing down into the muscle tissue. The Brachia Radialis, eh? This was going to be a piece of cake.

 

He had spent years isolating muscle groups across the body, knowing where they were, what they felt like, and how to engage them independently. A wicked smile crossed his lips as he ever so slowly tightened the muscle fibers that would hold that invasive proboscis in the deadly embrace.

 

Was he excited by the contest or did he simply race his heart to bring it to a swift conclusion? The contest was really over, for being unable to withdraw, the mosquito simply continues to inflate until it is burst by the blood pressure. When he felt the warm splat of blood on his arm, he relaxed his pose and opened his eyes.

 

He enjoyed a brief moment of elation as he slowly and carefully got up and dressed. As he sat back down to eat the Rice Krispies he knew that this feeling would pass when in the days to come with every scratch of the massive bite on his arm he would recall the lesson of the deadly embrace.

 

Ah, at what price comes all knowledge.